Element : Woman

Symbol : WO2

Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 73 - 375.

Discoverer : Adam

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties:

• 1) Surface usually covered with painted film.
• 2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
• 3) Melts if given special treatment.
• 4) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
• 5) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
• 6) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:

• 1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
• 2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
• 3) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
• 4) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
• 5) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
• 6) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses:

• 1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
• 2) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
• 3) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
• 4) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests:

• 1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
• 2) Turns green, blue, or red when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution:

• 1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
• 2) Illegal to possess more than one at a time....now that's a Crime.